Bro. Upwards of 5 or 6 hearty guffaws over here. The worst part?
My wife says, “what's so funny” and I literally couldn't. Nope. Staying married today, thanks. She don't need the stress of me explaining some Shaq themed horror story with an erotic undertone 🤣
This is hilarious and brilliant. IDK how to pick my favorite line when there are dozens of them, but I’m a warrior, so damn it, I’ll power through. “That is not better” is the best line.
When I was growing up on the outskirts of Pittsburgh, I dreamed I'd one day write a sexual assault story about an NBA legend that involved nachos—and that people would call it funny. And brilliant.
I mean this in the most supportive and encouraging way possible, truly.
This was fucked up.
10/10. Would allow you to give me a nightmare about Shaq again.
“Truly” had me HOWLIN 😂
Thank you 🙏🏼
Yes, it is fucked up. Truly.
But the question I have for all of you is—did you laugh?
Even once?
Bro. Upwards of 5 or 6 hearty guffaws over here. The worst part?
My wife says, “what's so funny” and I literally couldn't. Nope. Staying married today, thanks. She don't need the stress of me explaining some Shaq themed horror story with an erotic undertone 🤣
Now THAT is the comment I write for.
And for the record, Shaq did nothing wrong.
Technically.
really liked this!
Thanks!
If you like satire/comedy, check out the posts with sepia colored thumbnails.
The other stuff is heavier.
I absolutely will! I'd love for you to check out my latest poem as well - always looking for feedback. Cheers!
Deal!
This is hilarious and brilliant. IDK how to pick my favorite line when there are dozens of them, but I’m a warrior, so damn it, I’ll power through. “That is not better” is the best line.
"What's a Bio Room?"
"It's where Mr. O'Neal gets to know people."
That is not better.
When I was growing up on the outskirts of Pittsburgh, I dreamed I'd one day write a sexual assault story about an NBA legend that involved nachos—and that people would call it funny. And brilliant.
Thank you, Bryan. Truly.
🤣
Perfection. The Shaq dialogue was on point. "See? We havin' fun."
Thanks, dude! Glad you enjoyed it.
Kazaam!
I dreaded all the time while reading
Thank you for reading it. 🙏🏼
Fucking unsettling in exactly the way it should be.
You’re tell me…
Thanks for the read 🙏🏼